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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher) 

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alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

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Last Lines; Harry Potter books

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fear-the-poptarts:

I can’t stop laughing

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karadin:

life with jared and misha

karadin:

life with jared and misha

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derseolation:

annamaysasuke:

Well Sammy…

i thought this was gonna be some brotherly gif or something i just let out a loud involuntary squawk

derseolation:

annamaysasuke:

Well Sammy…

i thought this was gonna be some brotherly gif or something i just let out a loud involuntary squawk

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ego-x:

papa-scotch:

cinematicinsomniac:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

marchingjaybird:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

BEST.

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SWEET ROLLERS.

Crying

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thechickinthemiddle:

lovemaaaary:

strangecolour:

#dude look at this and then van gogh’s starry night
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holy, shit dude.

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actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

i’ve been introduced as my sister…and my cat

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